What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:49

Minds and Behinds
No go.
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
What exactly is digital marketing?
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
PS5's Brilliant New State of Play Breaks Records for Sony - Push Square
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Trump faces backlash from Maga base after strikes on Iran - Financial Times
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Toyota Industries' shares nosedive on $33 billion buyout deal — steepest fall in 10 months - CNBC
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What's the most impressive feature of Claude AI according to its users?
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...