What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Loons and Moons

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

What exactly is digital marketing?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What's the most impressive feature of Claude AI according to its users?

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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